Attention à ce Virus

J'ai trouvé ca sur un autre forum que je fréquente, et j'ai cru que ce serait approprié pour celui-ci. Dsl pour l'anglais, ca me tentait pas de le traduire

Virus Alert!!!

This is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK
from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means
DO NOT TOUCH IT!!

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application

On peut pas laisser ça se produire. Faut obtenir des subventions du gouvernement pour se lancer dans la production massive de BEER afin de protéger la po;pulation. Je savias que le Beer Crew avait pas vu le jour en vain. Nous venons de trouver notre vocation. Toutes ces années passé a callé de la bières n'ont pas été en vain. Nous nous préparions a devenir l'une des plus importantes source de savoir et d'expérience en matière de BEER pour pouvoir conseiller a chacun la sorte de BEER la plus appropriée afin de contrecarrer ce fléau qui commence a s'abbatre sur nous pauvres mortels. Continuons donc nos efforts dans un héroïque élan de charité humaine et de grandeur d'âme.Faisons du party chezAurélie un mesage a ce fléau et à tous ceux qui font des efforts pour le soutenir. MONTRONS LUI QUE NOUS NE SOMMES PAS EFFRAYÉS ET QUE NOUS SERONT PRÈS A SACRIFIER FOIES, REINS ET PANCRÉAS SANS LE MOINDRE SOUPÇONS DE REGRET POUR QUE LA VICTOIRE NE SOIS PAS SIENNE MAIS NOTRE. À VOS BIÈRES MEMBRES DU BEER CREW, ET QU'ELLES COULENT A FLOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouai j'allais le dire

Bon, c'est une autre blague, qui n'a aucun rapport avec la première, mais ca me tentait pas de partir un thread. Il faudrait avoir un thread "blagues" quelque part. Celle-ci parle de sexe donc je l'ai cru appropriée ds ce forum.

> An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
> with a beautiful young gal at his side.
> He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
> The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
> The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
> At that statement, The jeweler went to his special stock and brought
> another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
> The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
> The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
> The jeweler asked how payment would be made and
> the old man stated, "by check. I know you need to make sure my check is
> good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds
> and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
> Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that
> account."
> "I know," said the old man, " But let me tell you about my weekend! "
>
Don't mess with Old People

Tiens, en v'la une autre

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Which condom would you use....
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New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
General Electric: We bring good things to life!
AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone.
"Bounty: The quicker picker upper.Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?
Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
"Chevron: use them? people do.
Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border
MCI: for friends and family
Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are
United Airlines travel pack: Fly UnitedT
he Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Respect Star trek condom

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter



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